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Funny Poem.......

Girl: I like your teeth. Boy: Oh really, why? Girl: Because yellow is my favourite colour           he, he, he.............. Heigh of insult!           

Bollywood

Heroin Alia Bhat was going on the black car. Suddenly, her car's tire was punctured. So, she went by waling from the same road. Two boys moved then, they said Alia so, ran to the way to Alia. Then, they say the Alia Bhat. First boy: I am your big fan when I do something. I always say your name in first. Second boy: Not only me, my bike is also your big fan. When I start my bike that always says (Bhat, Bhat, Bhat)!!!😂😂😂 

Police with funny kid

Police: Where do you live? Ram: With my parents. Police: Where does your parents live? Ram: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Ram: Together, Police: Where is your house? Ram: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Ram: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Ram: Next to my house.